Martian Ears

Instructions

• Refrigerated biscuit dough
• Melted butter or a butter spray.
• Sugae 
• Cinnamon

Method

1. Use the  refrigerated Green Mint Biscuit biscuit dough log.
2. Slice to 7 mm depth.
3. Flatten the biscuit dough in your palm.\Gently place the cupped shape biscuit on aluminium foil.
4. Shape the biscuit to resemble an aliens ear.
5. Spray [or brush] butter on top of it.
6. Sprinkle cinnamon sugar on top.
7. Place in oven at 190 deg C [375 Deg F] 
8. Cook until dry looking but just turning brown.

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Bleeding eye balls.

• 20 marshmallows
• 20 cranberries
• red icing water.

1. Into every marshmallow place one cranberry.
2. Tittle the liquid blood over the top and a little down the side.
3. Allow to dry before the guests arrive!

Blood red cookies and cream

Ingredients

For the Cookies:

• 1 ounce chocolate, chopped
• 1/2 ounce milk chocolate, chopped
• 12 tablespoons unsalted butter melted
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 2 large eggs
• 1 1/2 teaspoons apple cider vinegar
• 1/2 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
• 1 tablespoon red food colouring
• 2 1/4 cups all- purpose flour
• 1 cup caster sugar
• 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
• 2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/2 teaspoon salt

For the Filling:

• 250 grams [8 ounces] cream cheese, at room temperature
• 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature
• 2 1/2 cups icing sugar, sifted
• 1 vanilla bean, halved lengthwise and seeds scraped

Directions

Make the cookies:

1. Preheat the oven to 190 deg Cel [375 degrees F]. 
2. Line 2 large baking sheets with parchment paper.
3.  Combine the semisweet and milk chocolate in a microwave-safe bowl and microwave at 50 percent power until melted, about 2 minutes. 
4. Whisk until smooth.
5. Whisk the melted butter, sour cream, eggs, vinegar, vanilla and food coloring in a bowl until combined. In another bowl, whisk the flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda and salt.
6. Add the flour mixture to the butter mixture in four equal batches, whisking each batch completely before adding the next. 
7. Stir in the melted chocolate.
8. Scoop heaping tablespoonfuls of batter onto the prepared baking sheets and smooth the tops with a damp finger. 
9. Bake until the cookies spring back when lightly pressed, 8 to 10 minutes. 
10. Let cool 10 minutes on the baking sheets, then transfer to racks to cool completely.

To make the filling: 

1. Into a pan place 50 g of ice cream topping, 1 tbsp strawberry jam and 1 tsp of corn syrup.
2. Gently warm and combine these ingredients.
   1. Set aside to cool.
3. Beat the cream cheese and butter with a mixer until smooth.
4.  Beat in the icing sugar and vanilla seeds. 
5. Sandwich a tablespoonful of filling between 2 cookies.
6. Make a hollow in the middle of the sour cream.
7. Place a mix of strawberry jam, ice cream topping
8. Repeat with the remaining cookies and filling.
9. Refrigerate 30 minutes before serving.

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Vampire's Blood Shake

 

        2 cups plain yogurt
        1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
        1 package frozen strawberries or raspberries, thawed
        ice cubes 
        1 pint strawberry ice cream 


Mix yogurt, vanilla, and berries in the blender. 
 Pour into tall glasses over ice cubes, or chill.  
Top with a big spoonful of strawberry ice cream and strawberry topping. 

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References :Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House

Baby poop cookies

Ingredients

• 2 c Sugar
• 3/4 c Butter
• 6 oz Evaporated milk
• 1 pk Instant pudding mix [green or 1/2 tsp of green fruit colouring]
• 3 1/2 c Quick-cooking oats

1. In large saucepan, combine sugar, butter and evaporated milk.
2.  Bring mixture to rolling boil, stirring frequently. 
3. Remove from heat and add pudding mix and oats; mix thoroughly. 
4. Cool 15 minutes; drop from teaspoon onto waxed paper lined tray

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Brain Cell Salad

Ingredients

• 1 pk 200 g(6 oz) blueberry jelly mix
• 1 ct   500 (16 oz) small curd cottage cheese
• 1 cn  750 g (16 1/2oz) can blueberries In syrup
•  3/4 c Frozen blueberries, thawed
• Blue food coloring

Tools:

• 2 Mixing bowls
• cn Opener
• Spoon
• 6 Salad plates

Method

1. Prepare jelly according to package directions.
2.  Chill 4-5 hours or until firm.
3. Scoop cottage cheese into a bowl. 
4. Drain and set aside the syrup from the blueberries. 
5. Add the berries to the cottage cheese and mix well. 
6. Add three drops of food coloring to turn the corrage cheese a nice grayish color with blended.
7. To serve salad, place a few spoonfuls of firm gelatin, (congealed brain fluid), onto individual serving plates. 
1. Top with a scoop of cottage cheese (brain tissue) mixture and serve. 
2. Serves 6.

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Reference  - Just Kids Recipes

Cone Ice cream hat

• Dark biscuit
• Ice cream cone
• Ice cream
• Melted chocolate

1. Fill ice cream cone with ice cream. 
2. Place biscuit on top.
3. Gently push the biscuit on to the rim of the ie cream cone.
4. Give the biscuit a quick dunk into the melted chocolate or dark icing sugar that suits the occasion.

Uses... witches hat, space rocket penquin island

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Butchered Snake Bits with Barbecue Sauce

• 1 Package rigatoni pasta -- (10oz)
• 2 Cans squirtable cheese spread or softened Cheese Spread with a little yoghurt mixed in well.
• 1 Small Jar barbecue sauce
• 16 Whole black peppercorns -- (16 to 20)
• 1 carrot

1. Cook pasta according to directions on package. 
1. Rinse the pasta in cold water.
2. To make snakes:
1. Covering one end of the rigatoni with your finger (to prevent leakage), carefully fill each piece of pasta with cheese spread.
2. Place six to eight cheese-filled rigatonis end to end on a serving platter, in a realistically curvy snake shape.
3.  Using a toothpick, spread lines of barbecue sauce along the top of each snake for markings. 
3. To form heads
1.  use barbecue sauce to glue two black peppercorn eyes onto the end opposite the tail of each snake. 
2. Wash, dry and carefully peel skin off carrot. 
1. When completely clean of skin,make one more peeling for each snake you have formed. 
2. At the narrow end of each peel, carefully cut out a long, thin triangle. 
4. These are your snakes forked tongues. Position tongues.

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Reference Just Kids Recipes

Chuckie's Upchuck

Ingredients

• 2 teaspoons of butter or margarine
• 2 medium onions chopped
• 475 gram [16 ounces] of cream style corn
• 2- 275 gram [10 ounce] cans of cream of mushroom soup
• 2 cups milk

Method

1. Whatever leftover vegetables you have in the fridge! (tomatoes, green beans, Mushrooms, cauliflower, etc)
2. Saute onions in the butter. 
3. Add everything else and bring it to a boil. 
4. Simmer 5 minutes. 
5. Serve immediately with a barf bag of course!

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Reference Just Kids Recipes

Hairball Salad with Saliva Dressing

Ingredients:

• 1 lg Ripe avocado
• 2 c Alfalfa sprouts
• 5 lg To 6 carrots, washed peeled and grated
• Italian dressing

Tools:

• Paring knife
• Spoon
• Mixing bowl
• Fork
• Carrot peeler
• Grater
• 4 Salad bowls

Method

1. With an adults help, cut avocado in half. Use a spoon to scoop out the pit.
2. Scoop avocado out of the shell and put in the bowl. Add sprouts to the avocado meat. Mash with a fork. It is ok to leave some lumps. 
3. Set the mixture aside.
4. Divide the grated carrots among the four salad bowls.
5. Using your clean fingers and a spoon, make walnut size hairballs from the avocado mixture and arrange them on top of the grated carrots. 
6. Pour Italian "saliva" dressing over hairballs and serve. 
7. Serves 4 cat fanciers.

Serving suggestion: Squeeze ribbons of chocolate icing "hairball" medicine out of a paper cone onto the backs of your guests hands to be licked off for dessert.

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